Be My Prince (parody of Be Our Guest)

Shadow Yukiko:
Mademoiselle et Monsieur, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that I welcome you today.
And now I invite you to relax, let us bring out a servant as the castle proudly presents - your challenge.
Be. My. Prince.
Be my prince.
Nothing’s been right ever since
Little miss there with the short hair
That I was fine, she was convinced.
Now you’re here
Oh my dears
Hurry or she’ll disappear
You say you need
To see her freed
Can you make that a bit clearer?
Teddie:
Oh my gosh, how grizzly
Yosuke:
Teddie’s puns all make me dizzy
Yu:
Yosuke, focus, and get her while she’s busy.
Shadow Yukiko:
Go on and free your friend
Or it will be her end, oh
Be my prince
Oui, my prince
Be my prince.
Long ago
On that day
We met when I ran away.
Oh good gracious, you made faces
And took in my precious stray
I was alone
And was scared
But you came ‘round and you cared.
But when I felt the inn was trapping
Why, you simply stood by clapping
Chie:
Yukiko! I didn’t know
‘Cause you never told me so.
Had you said that I’d have helped.
That you can bet
Shadow Yukiko:
Well it’s too late for that
She’s just a big doormat
Who needs her prince
Yosuke:
This Shadow needs mints.
Yu:
And your jokes make me wince.
Shadow Yukiko:
Be my prince!
Be my prince!
Be my prince!
Chie:
I’m not perfect either
Never wanted to look deeper
The jealousy that came from me has fought back too
Didn’t want to accept it’s who I am
But all of that is behind me now
Ten years we've been buddies
Without you, I’d be a dummy
You can free yourself from that stupid cage.
Yukiko, you’re stronger than you know.
Shadow Yukiko:
Oh my god, how boring.
Your little speech has got me snoring.
Yosuke:
Garu!
Yu:
Zio!
Yosuke:
What’s the deal?
I need a moment to heal!
Yu:
Hurry up, before we’re scrubbed
Teddie:
This is getting so unbearable
Yosuke:
Teddie, move! Stupid bear.
Please just get out of our hair
Yu:
Oh these shadows just aren’t giving
I think Princess there needs chilling.
Come on, Jack, that’s your thing!
Yosuke:
I’m getting tired of fighting.
Yu:
Suck it up! We’re here now for a reason.
Chie:
We've got to set her free!
Shadow Yukiko:
Can you save her from me?
Please try, my prince!
Be my prince!
Be my prince!
Be my prince!
Try your best! It’s your quest!
These lackeys are just a test
It's been years, you clearly hold her very dear.
And you're obsessed
Yosuke:
Chie stand back for now
We’ll deal with this cow
Yu:
Jack Frost has got our back and so
Let us attack, we'll keep trying
Yu and Yosuke:
Blow by blow, one by one
We won't quit until you're done!
Then we'll help her get the heck out of this place
Shadow Yukiko:
Your struggling is futile
My methods are brutal
Be my prince!
Be my prince!
Be my prince!
Please, be my prince!