Friends on the Other Side (Undertale Parody)

Welcome to your new home, little man.
Don't you worry, I'll be your guide.
You're in my world now, not your world.
But you got friends on the other side.

(You've got friends on the other side.)

There's a lot of scary monsters down here, but I'll help you take care of them.
I know some things, don't worry.

See this big goat lady? Though she may seem sweet...
If you relax and let your guard down here, it will be you that she eats.

See that sharp thing right there? You should take it in your hands.
I look deep in your determined soul-
a mighty fine soul if I may say-
you'll do anything you can.
They got magic, they got weapons, they got things they ain't even tried.
But you got friends on the other side.

(You've got friends on the other side.)

The bones, the bones, the bones will kill.
Unless, of course kid, you can show me your skill.
Tall one, tall one, just one swing.
Let these monsters know you're not afra-aid to sting.

Now there's one young kid who's not afraid to fight.
But when you swing another feels your might.
Trust me buddy, she won't go quietly.
Her strength is high but your aim is low.
All you need to do is hit a couple times and she will go.
That wasn't so hard, huh buddy?
You know, you've done pretty good so far. Nothing and nobody's standing in your way.
Not dogs, not spiders, not robots.
You'll be out of here soon I see.
You'll be free, you'll be free, you'll be free you'll see.
But there's one more little obstacle that's holding your key.

Oh this little man, he may fool your eyes.
He'll push you around many times.
You'll be pushed around again, and again, and again, and again, but...
I know you're determined. You won't be pushed around this time.
With one lucky slash, the threat is gone.
Wait what's that, you think that you have done everything wrong?

Let me tell you something.
I've been using you all along.
Yes...

Are you ready?
Are you ready?

It's destruction central!
Devestation central!
It's annihilation central!
Can you feel it?
They're gone. Yes, they're gone. Yes, they're gone, it's alright.
And I hope you're satisfied, but if you're not, that's okay.
You can see your friends on the other side.

You got what you wanted

What you want's what you get

Hush